Thursday, April 28, 2022

Slow Crone - Enough (2022)

If you told me this was an obscure EP made by a psychedelic rock supergroup in the sixties or an industrial goth rock supergroup in the nineties, I don't think I'd even question it. If you told me it's the debut EP of a solo artist in the 2020's, I might be sceptical at first. But that's what it is.

BANDCAMP

01. Wide Enough

02. Wanted

03. Hey Man

04. What's It

It's hard to describe what this sounds like. I could make a whole bunch of comparisons to a wide range of artists, like "this is what might happen if you locked Patti Smith, Dax Riggs and the ghosts of Kurt Cobain and Lou Reed in a studio and told them they won't get out until they make a great record together", but it'd feel kinda cheap to say that. Besides, if you were to lock Patti Smith, Dax Riggs and the ghosts of Kurt Cobain and Lou Reed in a studio together, I don't imagine they'd accomplish much since two of the artists in the equation would only be there in spirit (ba dum tss?). Or maybe they'd come up with a masterpiece, but it's not really relevant to this EP. I just wanted to think of an interesting comparison, then say the comparison doesn't make sense, and that's what I thought of, OK?

Actually, maybe it's pretty easy to describe what this sounds like: psychedelic churnings from an endless ocean. It's timeless in that it doesn't sound exactly like anything else, but at the same time it sounds like a perfectly logical consummation of all the wild ass rock made since the sixties ([wild ass] rock, not wild [ass rock]; this isn't ass rock). Other artists may be doing similar things, but usually it comes across as a conscious effort to emulate a fusion of timeless classics; this, on the other hand, has a very organic feeling throughout.

The first track sounds like what the soundtrack to the film Moxie should've been like, if only that film hadn't pandered to mainstream zoomer sensibilities. It's a very groovy and oddly catchy song bursting with primal "fuck you" energy, a perfect opening to wake your ears up to what they're about to ingest.

The second and third tracks are more of the same, as in consistent quality but nothing you wouldn't expect. They stand on their own, but in the big picture they honestly kinda blend in and it's possible to just zone out while listening.

The last track, though, is where things get kicked up a notch. Everything gets out of control. It's like being woken up by having boiling water thrown at your face, and then having to take part in a fist fight to the death while your face is melting. Yet, as awful as that sounds, the song kicks ass... as if that wasn't obvious from that hypothetical event being described in the context of this type of music. But still, that song does reach levels of ear abuse that might border on uncomfortable... which is undeniably great, considering it's the last track and guarantees that this EP is unforgettable.

Enjoyability: 9/10
Relistenability: 8/10
Memorability: 7/10
Coherence: 8/10
Flow: 8/10
Originality: 6/10
Epicness: 6/10
Nutshell: Enough said! Get it? Because the EP is called Enough. Sorry, I had to...

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